Women and their Really Ridiculous Shit Tests

I still don't think I've come to the conclusion as to whether or not women honestly believe the crap that comes out of there mouths that they test guys with.

I mean, honestly... its SOOO ridiculous that they have to know they're full of crap.

But then I realize just how much ridiculous stuff passes my way from women. Younger women, older women, intelligent women, "not-so-intelligent" women, women I've just met, and women I've known for awhile... it gets to be so much stuff that I start thinking that maybe they do honestly believe the ridiculous things they say.

Somehow though, they've managed to backwards rationalize behavior that is by far illogical to the point of being ridiculous, and that from one man to another would be unacceptable, as being absolutely in line with reality. And even manage to convince themselves that even though its makes absolutely no sense, it makes sense.

This is the nature of a woman.

Unfortunately, you can really only hate them for it, or love them in spite of it, because in the realm of what we do here, you'll be confronted with it contstantly.

I'm confronted with it constantly. Its so evident in my dealings with women that I can barely see the tests anymore. Lately, I've been light years ahead of "how do I pass this shit test" because "crap" never really enters my reality.

And it comes from not taking women seriously at all. I mean, when they're upset, I care, when they're happy, I'm happy for them, but I don't get bent out of shape regardless of what they say or do. Almost never do I have to "think" what should I do because I've become so comfortable with myself that nothing they throw at me tempts me to "stop" being who I am, just so I can handle their tests.

You just can't let the things that women do shake you and who you are. You can't take the ridiculous things seriously, because if you do, even if you give the "right" answer, to some degree, you've already lost because the crap was ridiculous to begin with.

And I hate to use an online example, but its really not unlike the tests I get in real life... other than the exact words are right there and its all clear. No distortion.


NVP: You know, you be having all kinds of crazy mood swings girl.First it was "leave me the fuck alone", then it was "ready for commitment" or something, and today its "had an accidental crazy night"... what the hell you be doing over there? lol You have me cracking up. Of all your friends, I'm guessing you're the goofy one huh.


Girl: yea thats me...I'm a libra and i try to balance allot of things out...but yea I'm the realest but da goofiest...never the type to think I'm better than anyone and thats y people love me...imma cool girl that just loves to have fun


NVP: that cool. I love a girl with a sense of humor and doesn't have her nose up at everyone. And since you aren't the type to act like your better than everyone else... Wouldn't you just love to take me out to dinner?Lol. I know, I'm silly.But foreal though, you'd love to wouldnt you?

Girl: LOL...I THOUGHT IT WAS DA OTHA WAY AROUND...BUT MY ANSWER IS NO ANYWAYS... I DONT MEET ANYONE OFF MYSPACE OR ANY WEBSITE...AINT MY STYLE...NOW I'M OUT EVERYWHERE SO HOLLA AT ME WHEN U SEE ME....1 LUV!


(I'm laughin to myself here... never think you're better than anyone, but too good to meet someone from the internet even when they make you laugh and smile... aka snobby stuck up little girl, lol)


NVP: Well sunshine... I'm special. that why its not the other way around. Ok, really, I just wanted some food, lol. But since I'm nice, I'll treat you this one time. Whats your favorite thing to eat? BK, Mickey D's, Wendy's... long as its got a value menu, lol. I'm not sure if I like you enough to be spoiling you, especially since you don't wanna take me out to eat just because I'm talking to you on the computer.


Girl: ok...this conversation is now over...GOOD BYE! Keep checkin out my status!


(obviously, it was gonna be some crap bitchy status message that neither I nor anyone else cares about. Who cares. Anyway, here we go with the test to the test... either way, you're ridiculous and would have to do ALOT to earn some respect now)


NVP: You sure gave up on "never da type to think im better than anyone and dats y people love me" pretty fast, lol. I was just teasing you, lighten up sunshine.


Girl: hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!


The sad thing is... I dont make this stuff up. Even sadder, this is normal.

The saddest part is that because stuff like this is normal, I can rarely take women seriously.

The best part is... it makes women so much easier.

So just how ridiculous can girls get?

As I'm typing this, literally, I get a text message from a friend of mine who's something of a natural. And it reads, word for word:

"Met a girl at BP. Next thing u kno, she wanted to have phone sex lol. I said yeah, then she was doin it and I was watchin tv. Den she said 'oh shit, my fiances callin' lol"

And this is why I laugh until I cough a lung up on the floor. The things that women say and do and the ways they justify their behavior can't be taken seriously. Otherwise, you'll be the guy who calls his fiance in the middle of having phone sex(but since he wasnt participating... phone autostimulation) with the guy she met at BP.


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Being successful with women is not about the lines you recite or the moves you make. Any loser can trick a woman into sleeping with him. That doesn't keep him from being a loser.

Its about who you are and where your focus is, not what you do. If you're comfortable with yourself, comfortable with women, and comfortable with being sexual, you ARE the kind of guy that is successful with women.

NVP